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Email Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft to a Windows user

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

Bill Gates-Top Computer Business Man
Bill Gates-Top Computer Business Man

The second day we bought a computer for our home and we have got some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

  1. A button is ‘Start’ but there is no ‘Stop’ button. We request you to check it out.

  2. Is there any doubt that any ‘scooter’ is available in the system or not? I am only getting ‘re-chakra’, but there is a scooter in my house.

  3. ‘Find’ button but it does not work properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried to find a very key with this ‘search’ button, but was unable to detect Please correct this problem.

  4. My child has learned ‘microsoft word’, now he wants to learn ‘microsoft sentence’, so when will you provide it?

  5. I bought a computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon that shows ‘My Computer’: When will you put the remaining items?

  6. It’s amazing that windows say ‘my pictures’ but I do not even have a picture. So when will you keep my picture in it

  7. What about Microsoft Office ‘Microsoft Home’ since I only use PC at home?

  8. Did you provide ‘my recent documents’ when you provide ‘my past documents’?

  9. Do not provide ‘my network location’ please do not provide ‘my secret place’ for God. I do not want to know my wife where I should go after my office hours.

  10. The last one ”

Sir, how is your name Gates but are you selling Windows?

kind regards,

ABC

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