Funny Things-Reason for Being Opposed to War

The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.

Teacher: “How many of you, would say you’re opposed to war?”

Not surprisingly, all hands went up.

Teacher: “Who’ll give us the reason for being opposed to war?”

A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.

Teacher: “Yes Johnny”

Johnny : “I hate war, because wars make history, and then some poor, innocent kid has to memorize all about it.”