Funny Things-Reason for Being Opposed to War
The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.
Teacher: “How many of you, would say you’re opposed to war?”
Not surprisingly, all hands went up.
Teacher: “Who’ll give us the reason for being opposed to war?”
A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.
Teacher: “Yes Johnny”
Johnny : “I hate war, because wars make history, and then some poor, innocent kid has to memorize all about it.”