Funny Things- Men are Just Happy than Women

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When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will throw in $ 20 each, even if it’s only $ 32.5. None of them will be small and in fact no one will accept that they want to change back.

When girls get their bill, pocket calculators come in.

Money

One person will pay $ 2 for $ 1 items.

A woman will pay $ 1 for $ 2 items which she does not need, but it’s on sale.

Bathroom

A man’s bathroom has six items: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of objects in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man will not be able to recognize more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

In any debate a woman has her last word.

After that, what a man says is the beginning of a new debate.

Future

A woman worries about the future until she becomes a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he becomes a wife.

Success

A successful person is one who earns more money than his wife’s expenses.

A successful woman is one who can find such a person.

Wedding

A woman marries a man that she will change, but she does not.

A man marries a woman that she will not change, but she does.

Get ready

A woman will be ready to buy, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.

A man will be ready for marriage and funeral.

Natural

When they went to bed then men looked good.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Harvilas Meena

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