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Jokes-Please Arrest Me A man runs to the police stations and says: Man: Please arrest me! Police: Why what’s wrong? Man: I shot my wife with my gun. Police: You killed your wife? You bastard! Man: No! I missed every bullet that’s…
Let Me Check Your Word Power Interviewer: Let me check your word Power. Santa: Okay Sir. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Santa: Bad Interviewer : Come Santa: Go. Interviewer: Ugly. Santa: Pichlli. Interviewer: PICHLLIIIII? Santa: UGLYYYYYYYYY. Interviewer: Shut Up. Santa:…
Jokes-Little Johny and Father Father: Johnny you have to score above 90% in your exams! Little Johnny: No, I will score only 110% in the exams. Father: Why are u joking? Little Johnny: Who started joking first?
Funny Things-Report Card from School Eight year old Sally brought her report card from school Her marks were good! Mostly A’s and a couple of B’s… However her teacher had written at the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she…
Love Letter-The Corporate Love Letter Dearest Ms. _____, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 12th of December 2011(Tuesday). With reference to the meeting held between us on 12th of December 2011…
Why is the Fire Engine Red in Color? Bcoz Fire Engine Has A Ladder.. A Lader Has Steps.. Steps Come From A Foot.. A Foot Is Measured By A Ruler. A Ruler Can B A King Or A Queen. Elizabeth Was Queen…
A Short Love Story With a Moral- Boys Don’t Open Their Books A boy loved his classmate. He proposed her. Girl refused and complained to teacher. Teacher fired out and banned him coming to school for a week. Boy came to school…
Jokes-Friends are Like Lips They never meet when you say: STUDY, READ, WRITE… But they meet immediately when you say: PARTY, PICNIC, PLAY, MOVIES, FUN, BUNK.
Jokes-Don’t Use Work Telephone The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the…
Message- When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know What a Lie Was Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?” One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give…