Jokes-Please Arrest Me

A man runs to the police stations and says:

Arrest Me-Please Arrest Me
Arrest Me-Please Arrest Me

Man: Please arrest me!

Police: Why what’s wrong?

Man: I shot my wife with my gun.

Police: You killed your wife? You bastard!

Man: No! I missed every bullet that’s why you have to lock me up so she can’t get to me!

 

Harvilas Meena

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