Jokes – Do You Believe in God
OnJokes – Do You Believe in God Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
Month: November 2018
Teacher Student Jokes – Teacher, can I go to the bathroom
OnTeacher Student Jokes – Teacher, can I go to the bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Jokes – When I Want to Teach the Colors
OnJokes – When I Want to Teach the Colors When I want to teach the colors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer: Phone rings: “Green, green!” They answer: “Yellow?” They ask: “White?” They…
Teacher Student Jokes- Would you punish me for something I didn`t do
OnTeacher Student Jokes- Would you punish me for something I didn`t do PUPIL: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good, because I haven`t done my homework.
Teacher Student Jokes- A teacher asked a student to write 55
OnTeacher Student Jokes- A teacher asked a student to write 55 A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for?…
Jokes-Wrong Number-Replied the Girl
OnJokes-Wrong Number-Replied the Girl A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the…
Jokes- Why are you crying
OnJokes- Why are you crying A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.
Jokes- Please call me a taxi
OnJokes- Please call me a taxi A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Teacher Student Jokes- I don’t think, I KNOW
OnTeacher Student Jokes- I don’t think, I KNOW Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?” Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?” Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!” Nick: “I don’t think I know either,…
Teacher Student Jokes- I’ve had complaints about you
OnTeacher Student Jokes- I’ve had complaints about you Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.