Teacher Student Jokes – Teacher, can I go to the bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Teacher Student Jokes- Would you punish me for something I didn`t do PUPIL: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good, because I haven`t done my homework.
Teacher Student Jokes- A teacher asked a student to write 55 A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for?…
Teacher Student Jokes- I’ve had complaints about you Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.