Funny Message- A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder

A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar and asks for a pint for himself and a half pint for Tiny, his lizard.

Funny Message- A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder
Funny Message- A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder

The barman looks a little taken aback but serves him and Tiny. Finally, curiosity gets the better of him;

Barman: Why do you call him Tiny?
Man: Because he’s my newt.

It pays to be prepared to teach newt, lizard and minute afterwards, but expect a few groans as the penny drops!

Harvilas Meena

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