Jokes – What is a person who speaks one language?  A person who speaks two languages is bilingual… A person who speaks three languages is trilingual… A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual. What is a person who speaks…

Jokes : Do you know what really amazes me about you   “Do you know what really amazes me about you?” “No.What?” “Oops.Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!”

Jokes- John Says I’m Pretty   You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment. Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?…

Jokes – Did You Hear about the Blind Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard?

Jokes- He ordered a cup of coffee   Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe? He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.

Jokes – His stallion looked back (For advanced learners… and teachers?) Early one morning, one of the gods was galloping around Mount Olympus. Invigorated by the brisk breeze, he shouted euphorically, “I’m Thor!” His stallion looked back at him and reminded him,…

Jokes – Who’s There Banana Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Jokes – Olive you so much Knock Knock Knock Knock Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much! (I love you so much..)