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Funny Message- A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar and asks for a pint for himself and a half…
Funny Things- my daughter has married an Irishman In London, one man to another: A: “You know, my daughter has married an Irishman” B: “Oh, really?” A: “No, O’Reilly” )
Funny Message- What’s the difference between white socks and red socks What’s the difference between white socks and red socks? (Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, “yes, that’s one difference but there’s another: The White Sox play in…
Funny Message- When Out was in, In was out [This one works best when spoken aloud.] Once upon a time a mother skunk had two children named “In” and “Out”. They were very active children and whenever In was in, Out was…
Fairy Message- You can call me whenever you want There is this man who meets a fairy. He is granted three wishes. Having wished for his most urgent needs the man uses his third wish to ask the fairy to return and…
Funny Things- One day a man went to see the Mozart’s tomb One day a man went to see the Mozart’s tomb. When he got there, the tomb was open and Mozart was sitting there tearing up pieces of paper. The men…
Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes- What is your favorite music group Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group? Girlfriend: I love U2! Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?
Funny Message- How can you get more money Teacher: Rumiko, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money! Rumiko: Oh, no. I left it open so I can get more money. Teacher: How can you get more money? Rumiko:…
Funny Message- A student asked, “What’s the matter?” One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked, “What’s the matter?” “Tense,” answered the teacher, describing how he felt. The student paused, then continued, “What was the matter? What has…
Funny Message- I’ve taught my dog how to speak English Two friends meet and one of them says:”I’ve taught my dog how to speak English!” “That’s impossible”, says the other man.”Dogs don’t speak!” “It’s true! I’ll show you.” He turns to his…
