Funny Jokes- I Walk and You Walk   The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk …. The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run …

Funny Jokes- Once There Were Three Turtles   Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and…

Funny Jokes- Three Mice are Being Chased by a Cat   Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, “Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!” The surprised cat ran away scared. Later…

Funny Jokes- Do You Have Trouble Making Decisions   Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? Student: Well…yes and no.  

Funny Jokes- Do You Know the Way to the Zoo   “Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?” “No, I’m sorry I don’t.” “Well, it’s two blocks this way, then one block to the left.”  

Funny Jokes- I Was Born in California   “I was born in California.” “Which part?” “All of me.”  

Funny Jokes- You Look Very Funny Wearing that Belt   “You look very funny wearing that belt.” “I would look even funnier if I didn’t wear it.”

Funny Jokes- Do You Think I Can’t Buy More   Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee Waitress : Is it enough Sir? Customer :…

Funny Jokes- Why do You Take Baths in Milk “Why do you take baths in milk?” “I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower.”

Funny Jokes- I Like it Very Much   Bank Teller: How do you like the money? English Student: I like it very much.