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Funny Things- Three brothers started a cattle ranch out west Three brothers started a cattle ranch out west. They were very successfull, but could not agree what to call their ranch. They finally agreed to wire their father back east and abide…
Funny Things – So what did they call their ranch A useful one on homophones : Once upon a time, somewhere in Europe, a family with three sons lived on a farm. As the farm was too small to support all of…
Funny Message- A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar and asks for a pint for himself and a half…
Funny Things- my daughter has married an Irishman In London, one man to another: A: “You know, my daughter has married an Irishman” B: “Oh, really?” A: “No, O’Reilly” )
Funny Message- What’s the difference between white socks and red socks What’s the difference between white socks and red socks? (Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, “yes, that’s one difference but there’s another: The White Sox play in…
Funny Message- When Out was in, In was out [This one works best when spoken aloud.] Once upon a time a mother skunk had two children named “In” and “Out”. They were very active children and whenever In was in, Out was…
Fairy Message- You can call me whenever you want There is this man who meets a fairy. He is granted three wishes. Having wished for his most urgent needs the man uses his third wish to ask the fairy to return and…
Funny Things- One day a man went to see the Mozart’s tomb One day a man went to see the Mozart’s tomb. When he got there, the tomb was open and Mozart was sitting there tearing up pieces of paper. The men…
Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes- What is your favorite music group Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group? Girlfriend: I love U2! Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?
Funny Message- A student asked, “What’s the matter?” One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked, “What’s the matter?” “Tense,” answered the teacher, describing how he felt. The student paused, then continued, “What was the matter? What has…