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Funny Message- A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar and asks for a pint for himself and a half…
Fairy Message- You can call me whenever you want There is this man who meets a fairy. He is granted three wishes. Having wished for his most urgent needs the man uses his third wish to ask the fairy to return and…
Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes- What is your favorite music group Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group? Girlfriend: I love U2! Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?
Funny Message- Three tomatoes are walking down the street Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets…
Funny Jokes- Two cows are standing in a field Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?” The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”
Funny Jokes- Two factory workers are talking Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She…
Doctor Jokes- Give Me the Good News First A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.” The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.” The doctor says,…
American Jokes – What is a Person Who Speaks One Language? A person who speaks two languages is bilingual… A person who speaks three languages is trilingual… A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual. What is a person who…
Friend Jokes : Do You Know What Really Amazes Me About You “Do you know what really amazes me about you?” “No. What?” “Oops. Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!”
Woman Jokes- John Says I’m Pretty You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment. Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think,…