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Funny Message- What’s the difference between white socks and red socks What’s the difference between white socks and red socks? (Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, “yes, that’s one difference but there’s another: The White Sox play in…
Funny Message- When Out was in, In was out [This one works best when spoken aloud.] Once upon a time a mother skunk had two children named “In” and “Out”. They were very active children and whenever In was in, Out was…
Funny Message- How can you get more money Teacher: Rumiko, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money! Rumiko: Oh, no. I left it open so I can get more money. Teacher: How can you get more money? Rumiko:…
Funny Message- A student asked, “What’s the matter?” One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked, “What’s the matter?” “Tense,” answered the teacher, describing how he felt. The student paused, then continued, “What was the matter? What has…
Funny Message- I’ve taught my dog how to speak English Two friends meet and one of them says:”I’ve taught my dog how to speak English!” “That’s impossible”, says the other man.”Dogs don’t speak!” “It’s true! I’ll show you.” He turns to his…
Funny Message- A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly. A man came up from…
Funny Message- I was arrested at the airport I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack! All that I said was “Hi Jack”, but very loud.
Funny Message- Are you finishe(d)?” A man wanting to borrow another man’s newspaper asks, “Are you finishe(d)?” The other man replies, “No, I’m Norwegian.”
Funny Message- There once was a very large lady in our town There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size….
Funny Message- Three tomatoes are walking down the street Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets…